From a MAJOR fashion moment, to turning herself into the police. That’s Cardi B!

Quite a busy week for Cardi B.

Cardi B arrest

Our Stripper Queen of The Bronx, Cardi B has gotten into some legitimate legal trouble with the police. Last month, Cardi was accused of ordering a hit on two of strip club bartenders.

You see, there was discord in the stripper sisterhood when a girl whose real name is probably not Jade allegedly had sex with Cardi’s husband and father of her kid, Offset.  In response, Cardi forgave her cheating man but didn’t forgive Jade. Cardi allegedly ordered her posse to jump Jade and Jade’s sister, whose real name is also probably not Baddie Gi, at Angels Strip Club in Queens.

According to TMZ, Cardi started targeting Jade for abuse and harassment earlier this year. Jade claims that Cardi has repeatedly threatened her with violence on Instagram, claiming that she slept with Offset. And in June, Jade and Baddie said they came face-to-face with Cardi at a hotel in Atlanta. During this encounter, Jade said Cardi again accused her of sleeping with Offset and threatened them with physical harm. For her part, Jade denies sleeping with Offset.

On August 15, Jade says that she was warned that Cardi had ordered her to be beaten. Later that night when she was working at Angels Strip Club, Jade said she was viciously attacked by five people associated with Cardi. According to TMZ, Cardi’s associates grabbed her hair, punched her, and hit her with an ashtray, causing serious damage.

But this wasn’t the last time that Cardi ordered an attack on Jade. On August 29, Jade and Baddie said they were attacked by Cardi’s posse at Angels Strip Club. According to TMZ, Cardi ordered her posse to throw bottles and chairs at the sisters, resulting in serious injuries that required medical attention. They claim that Cardi threw at least one of the bottles at them, and also yelled, “I’m blood, I’ll fuck you bitches up!

I don’t know how you can charge someone with disorderly conduct at a strip club, though. I mean, what’s orderly conduct at a strip club?

An attorney for the sisters gave this statement after Cardi was charged:

“She continues to threaten them and clearly thinks her celebrity status is going to get her out of this. But it doesn’t matter if her name is Cardi B or Carl B … if she commits violent assaults she will be brought to justice.”

Tweet Courtesy: @TMZ

This is coming off the heels of Cardi B throwing down with Nicki Minaj at the Harper’s Bazaar ICONS party which Cardi loved and would definitely repeat. Maybe this court date will change things for her but considering her shoe-throwing past, I doubt this will affect Cardi’s need to throw down at a moment’s notice. If anything, I think this will boost Cardi’s confidence in her fighting skills. She’s the type of girl to fight you in the club and turn herself into police. Catch her next rap verse: 

“I’m the real typa bitch that be throwing my shoe, No need to call for the Po-Po, Ima do it for you.”

She added, 

“I have no beef with Offset, but I have to be a voice for these women. This is not about Offset. There are women out here running hurt, running wild. There’s a reason why she’s doing these things.”

Look, it doesn't matter which side in the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj feud you're on. We should all agree that it's misogynistic and completely backward to get mad at the "other woman" instead of bringing it up with the man who cheated on you. At the end of the day, HE was the one who made the conscious decision to cheat on you and violate the contract of monogamy that he had agreed upon with you.

And this may be a tough pill for you to swallow, but the other woman truly has nothing to do with it. I don't care how scantily dressed she was, how flirtatious she was, or even if she straight up got naked and told your boyfriend to have sex with her. He is an autonomous grown-ass adult, and he is perfectly capable of exercising self-control. Why are we constantly holding women responsible for the choices that men make? Nobody told Offset to cheat on Cardi except for Offset himself!

And how smug he must feel amidst all this drama. He gets to have his cake and eat it, too. He got to marry Cardi AND sleep with another girl AND face no repercussions whatsoever while the other girl gets punched out and hit over the head with a bottle. It's time to cut the crap and hold men accountable for their actions.

That was some REALLY EXTREME BEHAVIOR, if true, and like… maybe just consider divorcing your husband? It’s less criminal, it’s less crazy, and it actually addresses the problem. 

Does Cardi B need a Get-a-Grip friend? I guess she does!!

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